In which Monkey falls in love, finds out that Michael Jackson is not dead and takes candy and gifts from undead strangers.
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New Packaging
Some of you noticed my new packaging and have asked pesky questions. (Some of you need a swift bonk on the noggin.)
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Meet The Monkey…
Hello! Welcome to my blog. Well, it's more than a blog. Much more. In fact, it is safe to say that the mystery of all things Monkey will be revealed within these pages. Fasten your seat belt.
Peruse at your leisure vintage Monkey posts, new and old Monkey videos, recipes, bon mots and occasionally a hint of where you can find me in the flesh. 
Er… in the fur. Oh for crying out loud! You will know where to find me. And as always, feel free to contact me whenever the whim strikes you. Bananas are always appreciated.
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Do Purple and I Fight?
People ask me, they say, “Monkey, you and Purple spend so much time together. Do you ever fight?” Indeed, we do fight. While on our vacation a fight started over maple syrup… in a fashion.
More info...I’m Back
Your eyes do not deceive you. I am indeed, back. Back from where you ask? Oh the darkest regions of your imagination cannot go where I have been… so let’s not discuss it.
Some things have changed. For one, I’ve lost a considerable amount of fur and I’m a trifle sensitive about it, so resist the [...]
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