Some of you noticed my new packaging and have asked pesky questions. (Some of you need a swift bonk on the noggin.) However, I will now endeavor to tell the tale of said packaging and how it came to pass. First, I searched on the internets until I found a web design company willing to work with me.
Two intrepid souls at iKnow Web Design (Kevin and Dave), put their reputation and concern for their safety aside and agreed to meet with me, Monkey. I had to journey into the big city of Portland to find their office.
Upon arrival I realized they needed some assistance. I quickly organized some bananas they had laying about and repaired their printer. I attempted to give Kevin detailed instructions, but became distracted by a cache of snacks he had hidden in his ear.
You can plainly see Cuz and Purple awaiting their turn at the buffet line.
Soon it became clear that I would need to take matters into my own paws. I am a master of technology as you will no doubt recall.
Note my adept keyboard work. My skillful mouse work.
Please send bananas. Thank you.