I realize this will come as a terrible shock to most of you, but I have a past I have not written about before. I am actually a most musical simian. Yes, it's true. I've played in bands (that disturbing calliope engagement doesn't count…. ahem.)
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Several of my friends are quite good at finding the most abominable music videos on the internets. I am charging myself with the opposite duty. Each Friday (or Saturday morning… cough), I will endeavor to find the most fabulous music, thereby spreading joy and perhaps convincing several people to send me bananas in undying gratitude. But I digress.